Jordan can be found in Saint John, NB near the ocean. He lives in a small yellow house with his wife and dog and some cats. He’s generally a pretty quiet fellow except when he’s drinking or scared of something or talking at a metal show. This one time, he went camping and almost got stepped on by a moose.
Zach VandeZande was born in the same gray town as everybody else. For him it was Houston, Texas. He took his vitamins, went to college, started a band, got married, got a degree in Psychology (from Texas A&M if it matters), quit a band, and got a job. He did it all just like he was supposed to.
One day he decided to stop striving for mediocrity, and so here we are. He learned to be kind of funny and he learned to write a book and he didn’t learn to draw but he did it anyway, and he did these things and he’ll probably do them again.
Zach is currently pursuing a master’s in English at Sam Houston State University, and currently losing sleep over this biography he’s writing in the third person, wondering if it should be more specific or longer or something.